If I made one of these for every time I disappeared from dA, then came back and posted a shitload of stuff, and then stuck around for a while, and then disappeared again...I'd probably have a lot of journal entries.

But I just went through all the deviations and messages that popped up while I was gone (again) and ended up narrowing it down from about thirteen million of both to 37 deviations and 13 messages. Boy, don't I feel accomplished?

Be prepared to see this journal entry on my profile for a few months. That's all you're getting until I disappear and come back again.